The Next Aiswarya Rai...

It all started with Pantaloon folks sending me a mailer with a call to send in applications for Femina Miss India 2010.. The fucked up mood or the "shaniyan" in me made me update the Gtalk status as "is it a joke or what??? i get a call from Femina Miss India 2010.. yeah rite!!" What ensued was too beautiful not to post as a blogpost.. so here we go "Tada"

Gmail Ping from Prem Piyush aka P-Square:

Prem: congrats Miss India

me: sahi hai. i am ROFLin over the mail

Prem: arre teri koi photo dekh li hogi unhone./they would have seen a photo of yours/

me: haan haan.aur socha hogay mail gayi neksht Aiswaryaaaaa. /then they wud have thought, "Got the next Aiswarya"/

Prem: tu toh waise bhi size zero hai.aur diet par control karti hai./You are size zero, as such and you are on a perennial diet/

me: size zero teeks, magar height bi zero :D /not only size, height is also zero/

Prem: aur smart toh tu hai hi.. u want World Peace, right? thats abt it. /and you are smart too *ahem ahem*/

me: ha ha ha ha... and the one living person I like is Mother Theresa.. :D

Prem: lol.. yeah.

me: ha ha ha ha

Prem: what would you do if you get $1 million?

me: umm, i ll donate it to charity.. that will help those poor ones in somalia

Prem: correcto.

me: *OMG!! expression*

Prem: if you have to chose a person to date ..out of SRK and Mahatma Gandhi .. who would you chose n why ?

me: Mahatma Gandhi obviously... he is the father of nation, making him my father and evryones father na... he did so many things for nation, didnt even wear clothes and gave hisclothes to poor ones.. look at him, so thin.. i think he didnt even eat and gave all meals to needy

Prem: ok. a tough one. 2 + 2 ?

me: oh wait., i know this one...
       i know
       OMG its so easy...
       umm 2 + 2 =
       umm i got it...

Prem: haha.

me: wait wait....
       1+1+1+1 fingers
       umm yeah 3 oh no 4

Prem: *whispers to fellow judge girl got brains*

me: *smiles like a plastic doll*

Prem: so are you planning to do Bollywood movies ?

me: umm.. as of now my main aim is to work for the betterment of the societal needs... but yeah if the chance comes why leave

Prem: so if you are given a brand promotion offer, which one would you pick?

me: oh no..
       i wanna work for world piece and empower-watever of women
       i wanna help girls learn more
       i wudnt make brand promotion yet

Prem: what if UNICEF asks u ?

me: omg omg omg...
       its different
       if UNICEF asks they always have a purpose.oh UNICEF tho big one
       i ll be fully elated to associate with them..

Prem: what abt PETA?
       Would you like to don Pamela Anderson's shoes ..err.. no shoes..

me: oh i would like to stick to my traditional roots of Indian culture.. i certainly wont go nude, come on thats against women and Indian culture.. but from my side i ll certainly do the best i can..i will wear mink coats with lines saying "lets save tigers"

*psst: lets forget my ultra mini bikini round*

Prem:u have been awarded trophy .. and all formality has been done.

me: laughs hesitantly

Prem: now answer :P

me: OMG OMG OMG, really??

Prem: *presents trophy*

me: _tearful eyes which refuse to leave eyes_
       I am so so oh so happy..
       umm i am lost for words
       i tho cant even talk now
       i tho wants to shout with joy
       i wanna thanks all the folks who helped me do this
       my papa, amma, sister, sister's boyfriend, my brother, brother's ex girl friend..hmmm i at this point wants to thank my papa, amma, uncleji, mousaji, aunty, badiwaali auntyji, aapko bi and my dog puny.. my granpa who was with indian army, my grandma, my lovely rose plant, my teddy bear.. my mama, maamie, mausaji, mausi, the one in Dubai whose name escapes me, but will tel as he may get me dubai chocolates... my doggie, my ex boy friend's kitten..
       aur aap judges ko bi
       without you i cudnt have done today
       omg i cant talk now out of happiness..

*blows kiss at every direction*


 Lolz... So thats it.... Yours Truly the Next Aiswarya Rai... Lets just forget another friend who pinged and said "Go na, we will all be happy here"

Yeah Rite!!