A - Z, i am a Professional

I am an Actress, yet still to get a chance...
I am a Baby sitter, with zero-tolerance for babies...
I am a Chef, but rarely enter the Kitchen...
I am a Dentist with scurvy...
I am an Environmentalist who enjoys the earthly comforts of my air-conditioner and fridge...
I am a Fashion Designer, who loves my doggy paw printed pyjamas and warmers...
I am a Green Grocer who thinks potatoes grow on trees...
I am a Hair dresser, who dressed her last clients hair with pretty pink Tutu and stilettos...
I am an IT coder, ASPX, SQL, WTF??
I am a Jockey, frequenting Lingerie shops rather than Race-courses...
I am a Kickboxer who can't raise her leg more than an inch...
I am a Lawyer thriving for the truth, the absolute truth...
I am a Mechanic who lost her tools....
I am a Novelist but the pages keep shuffling by themselves...
I am an Oracle and predict about Yesterday...
I am a Pirate who has yet to see the sea...
I am a Queen's Maid who keeps flirting with the King...
I am a Receptionist who keeps on connecting the every Female callers to my Boss..
I am a Scribe wtih dxcyslxiea, wat-evr....
I am a Therapist who needs a theraphy...
I am an Undercover agent with a hood and Burqa...
I am a Violinist who believes completely in Violence...
I am a Weaver with scissor hands...
I am a Xylophonist but i am phony it that...
I am a Yodeler with a Sore-throat...
I am a Zoologist who prefers her animals on the plate...

I am a RAT who loves trap, Love Traps....

37 comments:

gils said...

//I am a Queen's Maid who keeps flirting with the King...//

WICKED :D :D

ur tag sounds like gin soaked boy song by divine comedy :D :D

s w a t said...

Hilarious!!

G3 said...

ROTFL :)))

This is a serious post with all traces of humour ;)))

(¯`•._.•[Raaji]•._.•´¯) said...

quite interesting :-)

soin said...

anyway inspired by dido??free

Srivats said...

yeah dido!

haha fun!

Vishnu said...

totally wicked..

The Rat... said...

@Gils..

glad u know the band.. yes that was the idea.. while the song speaks abt being in the sytem, i am being sarcastic here.. being a professional without knowing the profession

The Rat... said...

@swat

thanks dear

The Rat... said...

@ G3..

thanks dear

The Rat... said...

@ raaji..

gee thanks

The Rat... said...

@ soin..

inspired by a random click on this page, yesh... Dido, No!

The Rat... said...

@ srivats...

no dido dude.. i dont like her

The Rat... said...

@vishnu..

har har har.. thanxxx

indianhomemaker said...

But the kind of guys I am facing at Toshiba service centre for the past one and a half months, this is a very serious post, I should mail them a copy. They will love to read about their own kind.

Arjun said...

hahaha.. I loved the Zoologist one the most.. haha :P

Good one..

Cheers..!!
Arjun

gils said...

//glad u know the band.. yes that was the idea.. while the song speaks abt being in the sytem, i am being sarcastic here.. being a professional without knowing the profession//

hey rat u like tht band is it :) ennoda blog profilea antha song lyrics irukum in about me column :) i love tht song

The Rat... said...

@ ihm..


ugh oh.. i know nothing abt toshiba guys yet dear :(... is the service that bad.. mail them this.. :-D

The Rat... said...

@ arjun...

he he he.. thanks... :-) think u are a zoologist too :P

The Rat... said...

@gils..

aiyo sorry da.. i never read anybodies abt me column.. ll read , okva?

gils said...

hehhehe en about me la..about me onumay ilangaratha thaan apdi solla vanthen :D but i like those lyrics a laaaat :)

The Rat... said...

@ gils

Kuttichuvar la poi mutti konga...

:P

gils said...

cha ..aprum genelia solrapola ungaluku kombu molachirum :D

The Rat... said...

@ gils!!!!

mudiyala da saami..

Beauty and the BEast said...

I can identify with being a Yodeler with a perennial sore throat :l

and you better keep trapping love you ratty!!

super cute!

Aanya said...

I am a Queen's Maid who keeps flirting with the King...


Haha.. i like that one :).. Interesting tag .... really liked it :)

Mann said...

Hilarious!!! Enjoyed it!!
I think R and Q are the best!!

Mann

The Rat... said...

@ BnB

:-) yeah.. ye yo lo yeo yo lo...ok that was me yodeling :P

The Rat... said...

@ ananya..

thanks for the visit dear.. in btw it is not a tag... just a moment of craziness while playing with wikipedia

The Rat... said...

@ mann..

glad u enjoyed it..me missing indore like hell... :( aake le jaao na...

Ashok K. Banker said...

Lol. :-)

Mann said...

Bhai hum lekar tab jaye gey na jab chhodey gein--- humney to kabhi chhoda hi nahi hei

Here is big bear Hug for you
Keep smiling as ever.

Mann
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The Rat... said...

@ashok Banker...

ji.. thanks for the comment :-)

The Rat... said...

@ mann

((hugzz)) back.. will plan a trip soon.. feeling nostalgic too much for the past one week

LawrencE said...

aspx, sql, wtf????

:D

Senthil said...

Good write up Ratzz...... :)

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