totally completely stupendously irritated.....

Yup sirre.. it is my mistake that  i took my room adjacent to yours... but thinking again u entered the near by apartment a good 3 months after me... may be i shud have shifted... DAmn!!! i havent seen ur face yet sirre.. but mind u i ll kick u d very first time i meet u next... i have a heavy 12 hr work schedule and not to mention another heavy workout and dance schedule.. i really really need the much sought after sleep, dimwit... and i DON'T want to hear u  brag abt ur escapades with ur girlfriend(s) to ur friends on mobile... i Don't want to hear all the fan(atical)cy things she does to you nor do i want hear the gory details of ur night-outs.. Spare me the horror, dumbster... And idiot the way u r shouting hard enuf on a STD call is a thing of PAST.... u maniac, STOP shouting or i am gonna stuff that dirty linen u leave at ur front door down ur throat...

And you there... wat exactly wr u thinking wen u followed me yday nite... cant u see i am already with a guy and not at all interested in you.. why honk on that horn intermittently when u damn well know neither the traffic will move on a red signal nor am i gonna turn around and give u a look... and horror of horrors, you dared to graze my feet with your front tire and ur stupid cancerous palm twice at the signal... hope that i dont see u again, Pervert... d abuse u heard was just a trailer.. wen kindered i can abuse n beat the daylights out of u...

Now i KNOW why i HATE men.... PERVERTS.... Grrrr...

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Vijay said...

Why to wait for doing such a great thing... just step out... press the door bell.. or better kick the door and one more kick on his butt...

I bet, u wud get much better sleep after tht ;)

Keshi said...

yeah some men r perverts...they r born that way, sadly!

LOL @d abuse u heard was just a trailer!

*HUGZ* Rat!

Keshi.

Vasu said...

"Now i KNOW why i HATE men.... PERVERTS.... Grrrr..."

Not all are so... Even I am a man and I am your true friend!!! And yeah, that was just a trailer. I have seen scenes from the full movie :D

The Rat... said...

@ Vijay..

i so so so so wish that.. the prob is i leave for office @ 6 20 am and reach back @ 10 pm... he is conveniently absent both times... the wacko arrives around 11 and scares d night lite out of me..

The Rat... said...

@ Keshi...

Sighs... YEah... wat can u do in a world wr ur HR Manager arrives wearing a kinky sweater with "HOTTIE" written smack on the middle front...he is a guy, in btw..

in need of a hug Kesh...desperately.. bad day @ work..

The Rat... said...

@ Vasu...

accepted not all.. i have u and couple of others.. and obviously my dad.. but thats not the point V...

there are PERVS...

yeah yeah.. u have witnessed d movie.. but dont u do that daily??? :P

Scribblers Inc said...

um...I came to say long time...but I chose a wrong time... :P

Scribblers Inc.

Chriz said...

does he leave his underwear outside his door?

i just imagined him with his underwear .. all the way down to his throat...

you made me laugh in this ranting post too..

cheers

Pri said...

hi...u have a dedication from someone, waiting for u at my blog--"nostalgic moments"..so do come over and check it out :)

seeya around

Ankita Agrawal said...

oops..bad timing...shudnt provoke Rat at all..!!

the pink orchid said...

with that kinda abuse....someone is gonna have a very short life i guess.. :)
hope you are fine now ..

How do we know said...

hey take care.. am not even sure if this is safe...

Keshi said...

omg he wore that? HAHAHAHAHAHA! mebbe he's gay?

Keshi.

comfortably numb said...

oye Rat is with a brat:D
Just gv him a piece of ur mind one day...u nvr knw, he may understand ur twitter and change:)

The Rat... said...

@ Scribbler...

hey welcome back...

no not at all... ups n downs are inevitable.. no time can be a wrong time

The Rat... said...

@ chriz...

yup he does that for reasons known only to him...

i dont even want to imagine that... but if he repeats wat he does often, i may do that exactly...

The Rat... said...

@ Pri..

ll do that dear..

The Rat... said...

@ Anki..

dont u even try,... d bad mode is continuing for a third day

The Rat... said...

@ the orchid...

short life... thats for sure...

The Rat... said...

@ HDWK...

but nothing is safe in this insane world darling

The Rat... said...

@ Keshi..

umm... i am not sure of that.. will ask his wife d next time i meet her..

The Rat... said...

@ CN...

the b(P)rat will have to change if he doesnt want his girlfriend to meet him @ his graveyard d next time

Keshi said...

o gawd he has a wife and she let him wear THAT to work! She must be something else then lol!

btw I hv a msg for u in Pri's blog...read when u hv time :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

I mean I replied to ur reply to me :):) check it out in Pri's blog!

Keshi.

The Rat... said...

@ Keshi..

i tot the same abt his wife wen i saw the sweater...

i got the Song ma...awesome one... thanks darling..

i saw suresh talking to u in Tamil... u know Tamil???

அகிலன்(Akilan) said...

I second Vijay.

Happy Pongal ka... :)

Chriz said...

@ rat

one thing.. guys who really hit the spot, dont brag about it.. the dreamers talk like that.. so next time he starts bragging about his sexual escapades just imagine that you are listening to a toddler who has got new information about sex..

Men are not perverts.... Boys are!!! There is a differentiating line indeed.. but many of us stay as boys till the very end...

Mann said...

This post is ---"VOICE of every woman"

You have expressed you feelings quite perfectly!!!

Mann

Pri said...

hi..u got another dedication :)

The Rat... said...

@ aki..

Happy pongal da... seekiram blog update pannu

The Rat... said...

@ Chriz..

oh really...??? u shud write a post on this Chriz... :-P

Boyz will be boyz... Hmph..:-|

The Rat... said...

@ MAnn..

i just hope this VOICE will be listened by some...

The Rat... said...

@ Pri..
the count is three... awwww...

thankoo chriz

Adi Crazy said...

So gay! Hahaha! Good post. My 1st time here and me likes it :)

The Rat... said...

@Crazy..


Welcome.... n be back again

Keshi said...

My mum is Tamil and my dad is Sinhalese :) So I speak a lil bit of Tamil but Im very fluent in Sinhalese.

I know and love some Tamil songs too hehe...

Keshi.

Mann said...

I have my doubts!!

Whether it is listened by some one else or not, still, you have the right to shout at THEM!!

Mann

The Rat... said...

@ Keshi...

wow girlie... now i know y ur aunt wanted to find u a sri lankan dude...

The Rat... said...

@ Mann..

either he gets shouted at or....

i just hope the second doesnt occur